So as of now I can say tequila on a Sunday is NEVER a good idea! Not even if it's Voodoo Tika Tequila and comes in a really cool bottle with a little glass man inside!! IT'S STILL A BAD IDEA!! Even if your Sunday was spent at the pub with your influencial housemates who also have to work in the morning, it's still a bad idea. Even if the band that were playing do shots with you, it's still a bad idea. Even if it's only 5pm in the afternoon and there is still plenty of time for rest before work tomorrow, it's still a bad idea!
I don't think I really need to explain why...but I will anyway.
You don't do Tequila shots on a Sunday because it's never just one shot, it's never just two shots, it's ALWAYS multiple shots along with other alcoholic beverages to wash the really alcoholic beverage down... and when one consumes to much Tequila, EVERYTHING is a good idea! Everything like jumping on stage with the band, everything like making up our own lyrics, everything like driving home drunk, everything like stumbling to the clubs, everything like drinking more at the clubs, everything like dancing like retards until 3am in the morning at the clubs, everything like going home and having wild sex to the point you think you need a vagina transplant, everything like falling asleep on the loungeroom floor with a beer in your hand.
So today I ask myself "WHY?". Why did I ever think it was a good idea to drink Tequila on a Sunday?
Maybe subconsciously I wanted to put my liver through hell, maybe subconsciously I wanted to feel the burn of second hand Tequila in my throat this morning, maybe subconsciously I wanted a throbbing headache at work and maybe subconsciously i wanted to get my work mates drunk from the fumes that are excreting fromm my pores.... or maybe I am just plain STUPID!!!
Either way, no more Tequila on a Sunday for Miss J.
xx
noted.
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